Christopher Jon Bjerknes
In light of the laughable presentation of Daryl Bradford Smith and David "Musa" Pidcock, in which Pidcock claimed that "Muhammad Rafeeq" once actually called himself "Rupert the Bear", I thought I would add a touch of humor to my blog with a joking top ten list of humorous guesses as to what "Muhammad Rafeeq's" birth name might be.
Number 10: Paul Rupert Lev Bronstein
Number 9: Paul Rupert Goldi-Lox-n-Bagels
Number 8: Paul Rupert Ivannabeagoyovich
Number 7: Paul Rupert Bugsy Siegelbunny
Number 6: Paul Rupert Setters Smith
Number 5: Paul Rupert Trepur Luap
Number 4: Paul Rupert Barry Soetoro
Number 3: Paul Rupert Madeleine Albright
Number 2: Paul Rupert Baron de Rothschild
Number 1: Nothing funny about that. . .