Friday, May 14, 2010

One More POWER PARTY Ad Idea

Christopher Jon Bjerknes

A typical phoney pompous evangelical preacher is shown bragging to his flock from the pulpit what a good of friend of Israel he is, and how the Jews gave him a jet airplane, and how he visits the holy land every year courtesy of the Jews who made him famous. Behind the preacher is a giant screen showing scenes of Jews flogging Christ and a Jew saying, "His blood be on us, and on our children." (Matthew 27:25)

The camera then pans to the audience, which is a collection of men, women and children in sheep costumes stupidly waving Israeli flags and cheering as the Jews beat Christ and he cries out in pain. We know what is happening because we could hear the same cheering when the camera was focused on the preacher and showed the Jews beating Christ.

The scene then returns to the pulpit where a small boy wearing a POWER PARTY shirt pulls back the curtain on the front of the podium to reveal a Jew speaking into a microphone in the form of a star of David, and working the controls of the preacher, whom we discover is an automaton. The audience takes off the sheep costumes and walks out in disgust. Then we see the same men and women in voting booths casting ballots for POWER PARTY candidates.