Sunday, June 24, 2012

Rights Are Meaningless Without Means: The Story of the Christian Slave Who Woke Up a Free Man in Jewland

Christopher Jon Bjerknes

Rolf had a hard time falling asleep. His Jewish master had severely beaten him for asking why the Jew's god hadn't chosen him to be among the elect of their god.

Earlier that same evening, it was dinner time and Rolf was serving his Jewish masters their dinner. He listened while the Jews were discussing Eve fornicating with the Serpent in the Garden of Eden and how the evil of Satan entered the Goyim through the Serpent's seed. The Jews said that their god had chosen them, the elect, to be a special race above the Goyim, a divine race that carries their god in their blood. The Jewish god had foreknowledge that the Jews would be chosen, and that the Goyim would be cursed to death in the Garden of Eden, because Satan injected his seed into Eve and through her into all Goyim, the seed of the Serpent destined for extermination when the Jewish Messiah arrived.

Rolf was a Christian. He told the Jews that Jesus had chosen him because he believed in Christ, and so he, too, was counted among the elect. The Jews listened attentively as Rolf explained to them that Jesus' blood washed clean Adam's sin, and so the curse of death was lifted from him. When Rolf had finished, the Jews laughed.

"Stupid, ignorant, dumb animal!" cried Rolf's master, Rabbi Israel. "Have you read what our Jesus said?"

"Only when I was a child," Rolf mumbled, recalling his mother's awestruck and obsequious voice as she taught him to worship the Jewish god and the Jewish king, Jesus. "As you know, Master, it is now forbidden for us."

The rabbi laughed. "Let me tell you what he said and why he died. Jesus thought he was our king. He said he came only for Israel and the elect you talk about are the children of Israel, not the Goyim. Our prophet Isaiah said so in chapter 45 verse 4, chapter 61 verse 9, and chapter 65 verse 22. And that is why you, dog, are serving me in a house that used to belong to your dead father, and I quote, 'For Jacob my servant's sake, and Israel mine elect, I have even called thee by thy name: I have surnamed thee, though thou hast not known. They shall not build, and another inhabit; they shall not plant, and another eat: for as the days of a tree are the days of my people, and mine elect. And their seed shall be known among the Gentiles, and their offspring among the people: all that see them shall acknowledge them, that they are the seed which the Lord hath blessed.'

And our prophet Isaiah goes on to say, 'They shall not labour in vain, nor bring forth for trouble; for they are the seed of the blessed of the LORD, and their offspring with.'

Now let me tell you why Jesus wanted to be sacrificed for us, and for us Jews alone. Our seed is blessed. Your seed is cursed. Eve buggered with Satan and you Goys got him inside you. You are descended from Satan. Understand?

Jews don't have none of this evil blood. We are pure and we are god. Now we Jews used to take our first born children and toss them into a fire as a sacrifice to god. God wanted to return the favor and clean the world of all the Goyim and get rid of Satan's seed once and for all by getting rid of you Goys. Since we Jews are god, god fornicated with Mary just like Satan, your chief god, fornicated with Eve, or so the story goes. So then he had a son, Jesus, or Emmanuel, god among us. Now this was our god's first child, so he had us kill him so that he would sacrifice his first child to us, just like we sacrifice our first born to him, understand? God made a sacrifice to us because we are god!"

Rolf couldn't help but interrupt, "Jesus' work on the cross undid the curse of Adam and saved me from death!"

"Stupid Goy pig!" shouted the rabbi as he slapped Rolf across the face. "Has the thought never entered your small Goy animal brain that sacrifices are made to gods? Now, you Goyim ain't no gods and our god would never sacrifice his first born to you! So, stupid Goy pig, that leaves an unanswered question, 'To whom did god sacrifice his first born son, if not himself, which would have been ridiculous?'

He sacrificed Jesus to us Jews, we are divine, the only gods to whom our god in heaven could make a valid sacrifice. Your Jesus died for us, and planned to murder each one of you as a sacrifice to us to purify the world at the end of the world, which for you is coming soon.

Listen to Matthew talk, 'And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name Jesus: for he shall save his people from their sins.' His people are we Jews. Our only sin has been doubting our god because of you and your gods, including your idol Jesus. Jesus is supposed to save us, the elect, the Lord's chosen, by murdering every last one of you and with you, your gods and your satanic blood.

Like Matthew says, 'These twelve Jesus sent forth, and commanded them, saying, Go not into the way of the Gentiles, and into any city of the Samaritans enter ye not: But go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.'

And Matthew also said, 'And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us. But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs. And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table. Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.'

That Goy witch was the exception what proves the rule. You dogs ain't Jews and Jesus came to save us from you, by getting rid of you forever.

Again Matthew, 'And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved : but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened . For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.'

Now who does god promise to gather in, the Jews and the Israelites, his chosen people, the elect! And who does god and Jesus promise to exterminate, the Goyim!

Listen to Jeremiah, 'For I am with thee, saith the Lord, to save thee: though I make a full end of all nations whither I have scattered thee, yet I will not make a full end of thee: but I will correct thee in measure, and will not leave thee altogether unpunished.' Jesus is of the House of David and he promises to sit on the Jewish king's throne and mete out judgement on the Goyim, but the elect, the Jews that remain faithful to our god, will be a part of his kingdom. If he really were our king, he would kill off every last one of you vermin.

But Jesus just thought he was our king. He had us kill him, but that didn't take Satan out of you Goyim and Jesus ain't sitting on no throne judging nobody. Our real messiah is in Jerusalem and there aren't any Goyim there. In fact, he has ordered us to kill off the last of you rotten Goyim."

Rabbi Israel beat Rolf viciously with a whip. Then, the rabbi did an amazing thing. He said to Rolf, after dragging him by the collar to his tiny shack, "You are free, Goy! Now die! That's what Jesus wants."

Rolf had a hard time falling to sleep. His wounds hurt terribly and he could not fathom why the rabbi freed him and told him to die.

Long and painful hours passed, but at long last, Rolf fell asleep. Only moments later, he awoke to the sound of a car screeching to a halt in front of his house.

Rolf rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and stood in the doorway to his shack. The rabbi and his two sons stood leaning against their expensive new car with M16 rifles in their hands. The rabbi shouted, "We have come to watch you die!"

Rolf went back inside and closed the door. He sat on the mat which was the only furniture covering the dirt floor of his shack. Just then, he realized he had to go pee.

He opened the door to his shack and lifted his right leg out to step through the doorway. The rabbi fired off a round into the dirt below his foot. "Stop right there, Goy dog!"

"But you said I am free!" cried Rolf, pulling his foot back inside. "You are!" cried the rabbi, "But so am I free, and I own every square inch of land surrounding your shack, which shack I generously give to you for a grave. As a free man, I forbid you to step on my land. If you do, I'll splatter your brains on your shack."

"Wait!" Rolf shouted, holding out his hand in a gesture of submission. One of the rabbi's sons pulled a pair of pliers out from his pant's pocket. He arrogantly strutted up to Rolf and pointed his gun at Rolf's heart. "Stick out your tongue!" the young Jew demanded.

"What?" asked Rolf.

"Your freedom will cost you one tongue, yours!" said the Jew. He lowered the barrel of his rifle and fired off a round into Rolf's foot. "I won't ask again!" the Jew said, pointing the gun between Rolf's stunned eyes.

Rolf stuck out his tongue and the Jew pulled it out with the pliers while his brother produced a knife and cut it off. The rabbi laughed as Rolf chocked on his blood.

"Go ahead, you are free. Say what you will!" taunted the rabbi. Rolf could only spit out blood to save himself from drowning. The Jews laughed uproariously.

"You are free, Goy! Better go to a doctor and better get yourself a lawyer, but don't step on my land, because I am free, too, and I will blow your head off." The rabbi took aim at Rolf's head.

"Now I am going to exercise my right as a free Jew to take your life. Do you have anything to say?" Rolf couldn't get half a step further back into his shack before the tiny bullet his father's company had made years before went spinning through his forehead.

Rolf died a free man in Jewland. He had been blessed by his Jewish masters even to know the secrets of their righteous religion.